The Mighnight Show

M: Recently C has been searching from what i like to call the odd cinematic Midnight Show taco theater.And as her partner in blog i followed and saw two very interesting Flicks. The first one is a called "EL TOPO" (the mole) a 1970 spaghetti western-ish cult movie starring, written and directed by Alejandro jodorosky.The film is made in two parts. The first part is "El Topo" riding horse with his son. as they journey el topo teaches his son the values of being a man. after el topo abandons his son and leaves him for some chick. El topo then takes on the 7 gun masters of the dessert each teaching him certain lessons on the living righteous in their way.Part two of the film takes place after "el topo" was shot left abandoned by a woman who took el topos girl in the name of love. El topo begins to have a rebirth in order to redeem from his past mistakes he helps the deformed in a cave by making a tunnel to the outside world.Second on the Midnight movie taco Theater is yet another classic film by " hairspray" creator John Waters.This disgusting flick is called "Pink Flamingos". The story deals with a never ending "who's the dirtiest" rivalry between Divine aka "Babs Johnson" and The Marbles. Even though the film was made in 1972 surprisingly enough its the most disgusting funniest film I've seen. In the movie divine and the marbles do constant dirty deeds and actions in order to win the who's who of the filthiest. A great film and something pretty much out of the ordinary action/adventure espionage, mafia flicks I'm used to.

C: I have two different feelings about 'El Topo' that are quite the opposite. While watching the movie I appreciated the creativity and courage it took to make such a movie and also realizes that it pushed the envelope in several different ways but I'd be lieing to you if what I felt when the movie was over was anything good. Actually the feeling that I felt when the credits rolled up after the movie was over was complete confusion.. not because it wasn't clear what ended up happening to the 'freaks' and the main character, it was just that the movie takes you so far from where you started that it kind of loses coherence in my opinion. I will say that anyone who is interested in movies should watch this one if they get the chance but it truly left me scratching my head at the end there. lol Other then that.. there is lots of violence (always a plus), graphic content, and interesting characters. So I give it a positive review all together. Just proceed with caution because the end is a little loopy lol.
Ok, Pink Flamingo's.. what a ride. This movie is as hilarious as it is disgusting.. and I use this word to its fullest meaning. Divine is awesome! This movie just dabs in every taboo imaginable.. Divines mother alone is something out of a scary movie. I mean, kidnapping women and impregnating them so their babies can be sold, incest, strange fetishes, exposing ones self in public.. its hard to know where to start. I think everyone should watch this movie entirely.. if for nothing else but the last scene where Divine eats a piece of dog poop. Wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it myself. All in all its a great watch and I think everyone should take the plunge.

When the sun is setting in the sky...

10 Party Survival Tips for Men

1. Always Dress yo' Pimpin' (know whats up bout the informal or formal......but we all know either way you have to look Better than the rest of them)

2. Its Pouring its pouring this person is soo boooring (if that dude ain't got game he don't need to know your name.....and if that chick ain't the shiiiet.....move on to another trick)

3. One Bite of delights and some is enough. (don't go grab happy with snacks they are there to pick on true but you wouldn't want everyone to ASSUME you haven't eatin' anything for DAYS.... )

4. Please No Butt Contamination Inside.(the release of these bodily emissions should be in the presence of you and your god)

5. All Animals have teeth.(even if you're one with nature and all good energy in the world. never fuck with animals in houses you do not know you never know if you're gonna end up with stitches you under the needle abuse........."oh it doesn't bite"........ yeah I'm sure it doesn't )

6. Lame jokes are better when I'm fuh tuhp.....(lame jokes don't sound as good when you're sober wait till the crowd gets a little "loose" then rock the house)

7.Early Bird gets the Booze. (make sure to first get your glass,bottle,shot, soon before the ex-AA people come to claim their share )

8. Damn daw.......I'm toe up/tore-up (Control yo' alcohol sometimes its good to be the life of the party. but better if you remember it the next morning)

9. Rocky is not your uncle nor the pope. (don't get into fights that don't belong to you.you might get punched trust me I KNOW)

10.Have fun ........

10 Party Survival Tips for Women

1. Wear comfortable shoes (unless you were blessed like me with the ability to wear any shoe all night and be fine with it stick to your least painful pair. Oh, and never wear new shoes to a party.. break them in elsewhere)

2. There is a fine line between 'sexy' and 'trampy' and that line is usually a matter of a few inches added to a hemline. ( a fail-safe technique is to limit your 'nudity' to either the top half or the bottom half but never both.)

3. Make sure to have pre-drinks at a friends house or bring your own bottle to the party.

4. Never show up to a party empty-handed. (it's simply uncoof)

5. When a guy corners you at a party and desperately tries to capture your attention but you're not interested in the least don't hesitate to be direct and if necessary forceful to get your point across. ( No means no)

6. Never forget gloss and pressed powder compact. (Through the course of the night you could go from looking like Kathrine Zeta Jones to Frank-N-Furter so you'll need some kind of prevention plan. I try to throw a pretty clip or headband in my purse as well just in case.)

7. Have a back up plan. (Unfortunately its hard to tell if the party is going to be lame before you actually set foot inside so in the case that things turn sour you should have some sort of a plan B)

8. Never leave the group. ( Just like when you're on a date you need to stick together. If for some reason you are going to leave the party without them or some other situation occurs then you need to let someone in the group know before you separate. That's just manners.)

9. Never take your shoes off while dancing because your feet get sore. (If your feet start to hurt then find a seat and relax till you can stand up again.. I cannot stress this enough, taking your shoes off is the mark of the lowest breed of trash.)

10. Last but not least be safe. (its easy to drink too much, or leave a party with a new group of people who seem nice or whatever other situation you can think of but the important thing is that you make it home later on or the next day safe and sound. If you're in a group then you all need to keep an eye out for one another or if you're there alone then try and stick with people you know. You never know what people are capable of and you need to be responsible. )