Thursday, August 16, 2007

Mission Impossible

C: You know all about it. You're about to go out and the group is big... here comes the headaches!! In my opinion group outings are as challenging as they are fun, but the mission of actually getting everybody together on time is part of the overall excitement. It's a blast, and even though at the moment you are probably ticked later on you just have to laugh at it. It seems to me that everyone takes on a certain role when large groups are trying to coordinate outings. For example, one of us is usually the one who alerts all of the participants as to the date and time of the event, there is someone else who decides what is the best route, another who decides what we are doing afterwards, and then my job is to bitch at everyone and try to get them at our meeting spot on time. But no matter how seemingly seamless and organized any group outing may appear to be it will undoubtedly turn into absolute chaos, anarchy, and in some cases death. All of course are resolved and forgotten about as soon as you begin the voyage to the appointment at hand. I have to say that no matter how minuscule the outing is, I can always count on some whacked out adventure on my way there. It usually goes something like: (Ok, we are supposed to meet at my place at 7:30 p.m.) At 7:15 I have to call my friend J to see if she is already on her way, surprise surprise she is still in the shower. Then I call Y to see if he is ready yet, yes he is already close by. 'F' texts me that he is parking outside my house. My sister just walked in and tells me she needs to take a shower and blow dry her hair, to which I re inform her as to the previously stated time to be ready. I ask my bro if he wants to tag along, no he has plans. I'm putting my shoes on when J calls me back. She is gonna leave to my house in five minutes and is unsure of the whereabouts of M. I call M while I put my make- up on, Y arrives and starts watching T.V. in the living room with F, I get no answer so I leave a VM. My sis strolls out of the shower and starts looking through her library on limewire instead of getting dressed. I fix my hair quickly as J arrives complaining about the reservation that we are surely gonna miss. She asks Y to call M and see what his status is. I'm ready but J needs me to do her eye make-up before we leave, my sis has just started to get ready. F walks in and asks who we are waiting for, and all three of us start complaining about what M could possibly be doing. About 7 minutes after that everyone is ready and waiting on M. call after call is received and ignored, so you know we are getting steamed. And yet he always seems to walk up in there like he has been waiting on us lol. Gotta love it!




M: Where can i start bro...i think that " group meet ups " are cool. Whats better is the way everyone gets together. Now i understand that this doesnt happen in most parts around the world. I can kind of guess how everybody in a circle of friends meet up. We here in the good ol' spot!!!word........have a weird way of getting together. when EVERYONE is getting ready to get together it is nuts and may i say fun at the same.ahem......theres always some type of DRAMA that occurs when everyone is getting to the destination. like when there's a certain time to be there but everyone gets there late. I for one am not late to these meet ups.......YEAH RIGHT GUYYY......if you look for the definition of late in the dictionary you will find my face next to it..i guess i like to make the lame-ass entrance to see everyones desperate faces & or ticked off faces to be out n about with the nightly shin-digg........ EF the Law

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, let’s see. I think C is a little a---- retentive if you ask me. C’s sister is a little selfish brat that has no concern for others in the group. But the truth of it all is that, that is what makes it all surprisingly fun. The ups and the downs of it all!

MI

PS. Zero please! Please! don’t copy and paste it just makes you look ignorant!

August 19, 2007 at 11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're right, MI, i am a selfish brat, i have no concern for anyone but myself and i always get what i want. thats just little lovely me :o)

"i don't think i've ever been stressed out. i have no responsibilities, my job is a breaze and i have a killer rack! good morning!" lol

-Jiggidy

August 19, 2007 at 4:51 PM  
Blogger MarklaR said...

C: The first step in solving your problems is admitting that you have them..

August 20, 2007 at 5:56 AM  
Blogger MarklaR said...

C: "breeze"

August 20, 2007 at 5:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breaze? isnt that a saturn lol!!!
yes wow....retentive maybe MOLONGA yes for sure.....hahahaha !!...
but yeah ...
well for zero i think i can help this person out..with
re·ten·tive (rĭ-těn'tĭv) Pronunciation Key
adj.
Having the quality, power, or capacity of retaining.
Having the ability or capacity to retain knowledge or information with ease: a retentive memory.

re·ten'tive·ly adv., re·ten'tive·ness n.

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lol!!!!!

-M

August 20, 2007 at 7:13 AM  
Blogger MarklaR said...

C:You can certainly tell that it is 'molongo monday' lol

Anyway, so what if I bitch all the time?. Its the only way they listen to me. And even though they complain I know that deep down they LOVE IT!!!! Somebody had to be the 'bitch-er' and I happened to land the job. It's definately a dirty job, but someone has got to do it.

August 20, 2007 at 7:55 AM  
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August 20, 2007 at 7:55 AM  
Blogger MarklaR said...

C: You just wait till we go out again and your ass is 5 seconds late.. you're gonna be on the business end of the nastiest hissy fit!!

August 20, 2007 at 12:25 PM  
Blogger MarklaR said...

C: Don't sass me missy!

August 20, 2007 at 12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats true about the "little nasty FITs" miss C goes thru .....but the one thing i gotta know is WHY IS IT ALWAYS WITH ME!!! SIEMPRE CON LA MISMA MERDA!!! LOL!! ( thats pg-13 for the kids)

M

August 21, 2007 at 6:11 AM  
Blogger MarklaR said...

C: I'm sorry if you feel singled out 'M' but there is one thing you should know. My bitching knows no boundries.. I bitch at everyone equally for no one is superior in my eyes when it comes to the amount and or the consistency of the bitchiing. My bitching is meant to be shared with all, tall or short, young or old, rich or poor. It knows no limits nor is there a filtering system to which it aderes; it merely slithers along unnoticed and erupts without warning upon the world in a whirlwind of verbal catastrophe. So you see.. it is not really always with you M, dont feel bad.

August 21, 2007 at 7:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..............im speechless

M

August 22, 2007 at 9:40 AM  

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