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M: "What!! No way Where am i?....are my pants on? oh a girl next to me.....nice....oh man i hope i didn't do anything STUPID last night".....these are the questions i asked myself when i would wake up from a long night of non-stop punch drunk fun. The only thing that sucks ass is the total hangover.well, when waking up from a long night of drinking the feeling is like waking up from a coma.you remember things but the only thing you don't remember is what happened between happy hour and now on a bed .....naked.... under blue bedsheets..... next to a kinda o-k Co-ed(apparently drunk doesn't make you wiser at choosing your one night stands)it feels like you were drinking shoes all night. The taste in your mouth of all the vomit..which tasting is horrible by the way.. ..kinda like an ASS BREATH if you will.After waking up and realizing you're still alive Isuggest to wash your mouth. Not even that!!!! try walking mo fo'... ha ha hits fun!!....everything the rest of the day will the most blandest of alldays...(.i choose" bland" cause it kinda feels like that so.....)Damn it!! if it wasn't for that hang over part i would drink till pigs fly...which would be so after couple of drinks.whoever hasn't had that experience of waking up after a long night of drinking i recommend to DO IT!!.HA HA HA HA . but, since we as HUMANS cannot comprehend. Thru trial and error we can only learn.yup!! just like dogs if they try something and don't like it they'll never do it again.

C: Mascara and Eye Liner encrusted in your eyes, vomit in your hair, the inability to remember anything from the night before. Some of us have been here more then others but I'm sure we can all relate to the dreaded morning after. When the mere act of opening your eyes and sitting up in your bed takes all the energy you can muster. Then there are the immediate questions to yourself: Where is my license and credit card? How did I get home? Why am I asleep with my clothes on? and most importantly... What happened last night? Though you may never know the true answer to that question you call your friends and ask them anyway. I don't know about other people but I save those interrogation phone calls for later that day when I'm feeling better. I try and CSI my night together by looking at myself and my current state to piece together the night, of I have chipped nails or bruises or my feet are sore then I'm sure I was doing something physical like dancing, running, jumping, lord knows. My favorite is when you find an object on your person that doesn't belong to you, or you don't remember putting it there. Like, you wake up wearing someones jacket, or you find a phone number written on a napkin in your pocket but you don't remember who it belongs to. You wake up with all of your friends credit cards in your pockets, or find their car outside your house in the morning, but they are gone. That's just funny to me. But the worst thing ever is trying to fall asleep when you're hammered, every time you close your eyes the whole room spins.. its IMPOSSIBLE! But whatever, we all go there every now and then, and though we swear we will never do it again we somehow manage to revisit. To hell with it, you never know when you're last party will be so treat them all like they are your last!!