Captain Obvious to the Rescue
M: Oh my god frank your shirt has a white stain on it!!!.........hey is that a pimple and you were trying to hide it? oh man it looks horrible.......seem like most people have known what it was to have a person like this around you all the time. why are they people like this?
why is their job to only to bring out the obvious that friends would only whisper to you in
in the back of a club or before going into one. but, of course here comes the one person
that likes to MAKE A SCENE and kinda blurt out things that of course are obvious. for example lets see there's a person with a disability. of course here comes TREVOR
saying something stupid like "HEY DUDE DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A BIG ASS MOLE GROWING OUT YOUR FACE!!!".....the hell? Trevor god you're so lame
shut your trap ........
C: There are certain things that I'm sure we all appreciate being pointed out. Like when you have a piece of spinach in your teeth, or when your shirt collar is messed up. Those are the kind of things that are OK to point out, as a matter of fact I encourage my friends to let me know if I have lipstick on my teeth or if my shoe has a weird scuff mark on it. But then there are the other people who just plain irritate me with their observations and their inability to filter out things that only they notice from what everyone else can clearly see. You know the people I'm talking about guys: "You're home?" as you walk into your house after work. (No, I'm a hologram!) "There is a red light ahead" (you're kidding me.. I never noticed those three lights before in all my years of driving). Ugh!!! Honestly, I have to fight back the urge to smack these people in their faces with all the strength in my body, and I am not condoning violence in any way but these people really have it coming. lol I know you guys know someone like this, there is always at least one in every group. So let it out, tell is about it, I'd love to know these mongoloids have done to you guys!
why is their job to only to bring out the obvious that friends would only whisper to you in
in the back of a club or before going into one. but, of course here comes the one person
that likes to MAKE A SCENE and kinda blurt out things that of course are obvious. for example lets see there's a person with a disability. of course here comes TREVOR
saying something stupid like "HEY DUDE DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A BIG ASS MOLE GROWING OUT YOUR FACE!!!".....the hell? Trevor god you're so lame
shut your trap ........
C: There are certain things that I'm sure we all appreciate being pointed out. Like when you have a piece of spinach in your teeth, or when your shirt collar is messed up. Those are the kind of things that are OK to point out, as a matter of fact I encourage my friends to let me know if I have lipstick on my teeth or if my shoe has a weird scuff mark on it. But then there are the other people who just plain irritate me with their observations and their inability to filter out things that only they notice from what everyone else can clearly see. You know the people I'm talking about guys: "You're home?" as you walk into your house after work. (No, I'm a hologram!) "There is a red light ahead" (you're kidding me.. I never noticed those three lights before in all my years of driving). Ugh!!! Honestly, I have to fight back the urge to smack these people in their faces with all the strength in my body, and I am not condoning violence in any way but these people really have it coming. lol I know you guys know someone like this, there is always at least one in every group. So let it out, tell is about it, I'd love to know these mongoloids have done to you guys!
posted by MarklaR at
7:17 AM
23 Comments:
That kind of shit from parents is okay, that's kind of their job.
However, in other ways - I find that the most likely candidate in these theoretical situations is a person who just loves talking.
Observing something just gives these people something else to vomit verbally and hence, they do it.
I had a lovely friend visit my apartment the other day who pretty much said "I hate your beard, I think you've gained weight and I hate the color of your room, why haven't you painted it yet?"
I love her to death and there's a time and a place for everything but being critical is not the same as being honest. That and I've gained no weight. Bitch.
Janel that is so cruel of you to say about your mum, perhaps she just misses you and that is the only thing she can come up with to chat with you a bit. You are in dire need of manners!
MI
I agree with Carlos in that people often say the darnest things when there is nothing better so say. So if you happen to be on a red light, they might just point it out to you. You don’t need to go all bonkers about it. Can’t you just nod and proceed with a more interesting topic of conversation. Not to be the one here to “Point out the obvious”, but this is really silly that this has become a subject at all. But it’s still rather fascinating not to mention interesting, to see you all belt away at the most mundane topics.
I really do enjoy them. So how do you Americans say? Keep up the good work.
MI
I do that sometimes, but on purpose :D
C: M had a "raging clue" lol
Cheerio's Ol' Chap! I'm going to go smoke a fag and then have tea and crumpets with the Queen.
Pardon me Sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?
AM I?
C: Ladies please..
WORD!
-Jiggidy
the HELL is going on here.....
i mean im not going to take sides but damn ......that was a low blow.......really ladies do we really need to resort to this.
Really i never get in to this but damn dude .....everyone should just stop. theyre just comments.
dont get mad.......be COOL.....just like john travolta in that movie .....what was it called again ........?
- the classic M
Again you always resort with such hostility and bad language! No wonder the rest of world calls you savages! If only you could have the chance to cross the pond and witness a world where education and etiquette is instilled in our children. But alas, that trailer you call home might be ransacked while you are away and we wouldn’t want that to happen now would we? Pity, you might have learned something Janel!
MI
C: *not touching any of this crap with a 10 foot pole*
what you dont like gIANT balls?
-M
I see your are truly uneducated as well as rude Janel, kilts and bagpipes are from Scotland not England. Didn’t they teach you that in school or perhaps you where not privy to an education? Sorry old girl!
As far as Jiggidy, when you post comments in the internet, you can’t not, as much as you would like, keep other people from reading them or making any comments. Now bugger off and go play with your dollies.
M- I am sure your giant balls are fascinating, however try to keep things at an adult level and leave the kiddy comments at home!
I am rather pissed so goodbye for now!
mi
I can't keep people from reading but we told you we don't want you to comment anymore.. why don't you go bother people in another blog? gosh! why do you try to make it sound as if you are better or smarter than us? you aren't. and what is this about dollies? wtf are you talking about, crazy? the UK is probably a cool place, millions of people from here go there but it ALWAYS just for a trip.. they always come back. you know why? cause the US kicks so much ass that people come here and never want to leave. maybe YOU should take a trip across the pond uh?.. go "bugger" yourself and leave us alone.
-Jiggidy
C: As co-poster on this blog I feel that anyone has the right to comment on any of the posts with any opinions, stories, arguments they wish to share. It is important to me that people leave me their P.O.V. so that if it differs from mine I can open my mind up as to why other people feel differently then I do. The little spats in here are of no bother to myself, as I feel that there are no rules when it comes to comments that are published in here. If I didnt want something in here, I would simply delete it but as you can tell I dont. I guess what I am tryintg stress at this time is that everyones comments are safe here, no one is unwelcomed..
As a Co-poster on this Blog.I would also Agree with my Molongaish bLOGGER. like ive said in the other comments everyone is welcome. By saying everyone i mean EVERYONE that is except Samuel......that dude can just leave fo' sho'.....btu yeah everyone is welcome ....wether it be someone or a pair of fascinating giant swollen Balls .....
-M
well then I'm not posting comments anymore cause it just seems to give MI more excuses to make up things to say about how smart she is or how the UK is better than the US and i just don't want to hear her anymore. if you guys are ok with some girl coming in here and insulting your friends, opinions, and even your country, cool.. I'm not. F the BS.
-Jiggidy
C: And I think we all know how patriotic Jig really is..
*stars and stripes playing in the background*
No jodas!
i love how one comment can turn into a Billion others.
Drama and plenty of it.....
on the next time "BLOG DRAMA"
-M
Well my little American freinds, who take things sooooo personally. I have a trip comming up, guess where?????????? USA. How wonderful I will get so see the home of the brave and land of the free. Shall I bring you something from the UK, a sense of humor perhaps?? I don't know you, will of course tell me. TOOTLES!
MI
C: You can bring me a pair of Manolo's if you want :D
well enjoy....the trip. We have lots of different CRAP around here ....please dont mind the Idiotique people. um enjoy the very cool pleasures of Mc'donalds,taco bells, Burger kings and what not.bring us some of that good ol' UK humor i personally like it some sasha baron cohen perhaps?......
- A random YAnk...M
but have fun though miss MI.....
-M
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