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M: Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to. - Author Unknown
Ah yes, GOSSIP many of us deny ever hearing anything when a "friend" happens to find out something that's of much interest. But, is whatever your friend about to tell you REALLY that important... of course!!. Maybe your friend is gonna say that your car is fire, your moms is in the hospital, your kids are being held ransom, you forgot to log out the computer before lunch, no instead what they tell you is that Sharlene from accounting has FART problems and has told no one about it...........wait hold on that one doesn't count ....dammit......um or she might tell you that Sharlene has a criminal record of battery, and Rude conduct or something i don't know. All i know is that whatever your friend told has NOTHING to do with you. Like all people who "DENY" that they NEVER want anything to do with knowing what goes on in other peoples lives they won't see whats going on but they'll have their ears up and awake. In my opinion i can't say i haven't liked hearing what the hell goes on in other peoples lives. the thought of OVER hearing that so and so are going out, that this person does this drug, or that she or he doesn't do whatever like they're supposed to. like the controversial girl of her time the oldest of teddy Roosevelt "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me." ~Alice Roosevelt nice........to all i say if you don't want to hear about it .....leave if you don't want to be apart of it.....leave...... but sooner or later you're gonna be curious just to know what the hell is going on..........CHISMOSO!!!!!!!!
C: I usually try not to concern myself with other peoples lives, I don't like it when people are all up in my business so, henceforth, I try not to pry into other peoples lives as well. That said, there is one thing that upon the slightest whisper turns me into a starving puppy... starving for information that is. I know it is wrong but even someone with whom I share nothing more then a boring white office can have the attention of every cell in my body if they utter those three magical words: " I have gossip". Something about the combination of those three words and the promise of the juicy story that will surely follow makes me more excited then a 7 year old on Christmas morning. It doesn't matter if it is about someone who I don't even know, I will listen intently to the full story and then give my unbiased opinion. Typical for a girl to love gossip? Yes. Predictable of her to drop everything to hear a juicy story? Yes again. But I ask you this: Can you honestly tell me that when you hear the craziest gossip you have heard this year ever; that you don't feel like telling everyone you see?? I think not. Therefore, I think we are all gossip whores to some extent. So, as a tribute to this blog I would like everyone to comment with the craziest gossip they have heard this far. And every time you hear something that surpasses that gossip just add it on.. lets keep this thing going!
Ah yes, GOSSIP many of us deny ever hearing anything when a "friend" happens to find out something that's of much interest. But, is whatever your friend about to tell you REALLY that important... of course!!. Maybe your friend is gonna say that your car is fire, your moms is in the hospital, your kids are being held ransom, you forgot to log out the computer before lunch, no instead what they tell you is that Sharlene from accounting has FART problems and has told no one about it...........wait hold on that one doesn't count ....dammit......um or she might tell you that Sharlene has a criminal record of battery, and Rude conduct or something i don't know. All i know is that whatever your friend told has NOTHING to do with you. Like all people who "DENY" that they NEVER want anything to do with knowing what goes on in other peoples lives they won't see whats going on but they'll have their ears up and awake. In my opinion i can't say i haven't liked hearing what the hell goes on in other peoples lives. the thought of OVER hearing that so and so are going out, that this person does this drug, or that she or he doesn't do whatever like they're supposed to. like the controversial girl of her time the oldest of teddy Roosevelt "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me." ~Alice Roosevelt nice........to all i say if you don't want to hear about it .....leave if you don't want to be apart of it.....leave...... but sooner or later you're gonna be curious just to know what the hell is going on..........CHISMOSO!!!!!!!!
C: I usually try not to concern myself with other peoples lives, I don't like it when people are all up in my business so, henceforth, I try not to pry into other peoples lives as well. That said, there is one thing that upon the slightest whisper turns me into a starving puppy... starving for information that is. I know it is wrong but even someone with whom I share nothing more then a boring white office can have the attention of every cell in my body if they utter those three magical words: " I have gossip". Something about the combination of those three words and the promise of the juicy story that will surely follow makes me more excited then a 7 year old on Christmas morning. It doesn't matter if it is about someone who I don't even know, I will listen intently to the full story and then give my unbiased opinion. Typical for a girl to love gossip? Yes. Predictable of her to drop everything to hear a juicy story? Yes again. But I ask you this: Can you honestly tell me that when you hear the craziest gossip you have heard this year ever; that you don't feel like telling everyone you see?? I think not. Therefore, I think we are all gossip whores to some extent. So, as a tribute to this blog I would like everyone to comment with the craziest gossip they have heard this far. And every time you hear something that surpasses that gossip just add it on.. lets keep this thing going!
posted by MarklaR at
7:14 AM
4 Comments:
I guess it all depends on knowing who not to tell. I'm not gonna bs and say I don't gossip. But I will say that I've learned how to do it the right way. I only "tell" things i hear to a couple of my really close friends.. we gasp and laugh and then life goes on. If you go and tell the wrong people, it could get to the person it was about and really mess them up depending on how bad it was, it could continue to spread into something worse, or it could even ruin people's lives. If you absolutely must tell someone, choose what you say and who you say it to very carefully.
There is nothing better than a good piece around the water cooler; it somehow makes the rest of day bearable. After hearing a good tale I find myself tolerating my boss and not hoping a brick will fall on her head as she steps out for lunch. But seriously the best thing I ever heard was these two lasses went to a happy hour after work and one of them got so smashed that she could not go straight home, so she went to her friends house where she proceed to throw up continuously into to the family’s waste bucket. The bucket was used to clean the den of puppies and kitties; you see the family lived behind an animal shelter. There where pictures of everywhere in the internet however she has never found out they exist. They show her in all the dirty details sprawled on the floor, the entire head in the bucket, licking the mop, pissing on herself and so on….
MI
C: Yuck...
Well written article.
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