A not so Thanksgiving
M: its been a while since we've written a blog i know. i have been doing some yoga and tai chi that really hasn't worked for me so i have been pretty busy..but now we shall say what we aren't thankful for this year. Now that Thanksgiving is coming up everyone will always say" oh what are you thankful for this year", then i answer........NOTHING BRO NOTHING... ........gas prices getting WORSE by the sec.....Second............stupid ass music that's out there....that REALLY shouldn't but by popular demand is....Third............Drama lame drama that i didn't want but either it made its way through in my life........Fourth...........the stupid ass WGA strike. now my fav TV shows are either gonna be canceled or i have to wait till those butt pirates do something quick.Fifth..............and bogus insurance bills.....Sixth.............fart knockers in my birthday party seventh......constipation........Britney spears being harassed all the time just LEAVE HER ALONE.....IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER YOU GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME!!!!!!!!
C: I know usually you'd make a list of things you are thankful for this year but I thought that I would leave all the lovey dovey, group hugs, peace on earth stuff for your thanksgiving table and ask something that I bet none of your loving family members would ask you: What aren't you thankful for this year? Its OK, you don't have to be thankful for everything.. I'm sure some less then nice things have happened to you and everyone else at one rime or another; So let it out, set it free, and spill those guts people cause I want you to clean the filter out and get rid of all the bad stuff so that when the question is asked on Thursday you will have nothing but nice things to say. I, for example, am not at all thankful for drama in the family, getting laid off, being bored on date night, having to take two steps back every time i take one forward, 'friends' that don't stay in touch, people that never keep their word, having to clean up other peoples messes, other peoples BS, perfect presents that weren't appreciated, nightmares, having to get up and pee in the middle of the night, hitting my shin on my sisters bed, spraining my elbow, horse pills every month, and rain right after i iron my hair. Ahhhhh... it feels good to let it out. Very therapeutic. Hope fully you guys will let some stuff out as well as I will look very forward to what you all have to say. Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!
C: I know usually you'd make a list of things you are thankful for this year but I thought that I would leave all the lovey dovey, group hugs, peace on earth stuff for your thanksgiving table and ask something that I bet none of your loving family members would ask you: What aren't you thankful for this year? Its OK, you don't have to be thankful for everything.. I'm sure some less then nice things have happened to you and everyone else at one rime or another; So let it out, set it free, and spill those guts people cause I want you to clean the filter out and get rid of all the bad stuff so that when the question is asked on Thursday you will have nothing but nice things to say. I, for example, am not at all thankful for drama in the family, getting laid off, being bored on date night, having to take two steps back every time i take one forward, 'friends' that don't stay in touch, people that never keep their word, having to clean up other peoples messes, other peoples BS, perfect presents that weren't appreciated, nightmares, having to get up and pee in the middle of the night, hitting my shin on my sisters bed, spraining my elbow, horse pills every month, and rain right after i iron my hair. Ahhhhh... it feels good to let it out. Very therapeutic. Hope fully you guys will let some stuff out as well as I will look very forward to what you all have to say. Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!
2 Comments:
M.. I told you to keep your penis away from me but you didn't listen!.. now you have to deal with the burn of your inability to understand that no means no!!!
-Jiggidy
C: I am not thankful for 'Bug' the movie.
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